FINAL UPDATE: And, Deer have it! Yes, it’s a great showing for deer Texas-wide this week, which just goes to show you… the family that crosses the highway without looking in both directions together, hemorrhages together after being violently slapped off the road!
First Place: Deer, with 45 contestants
Second Place: Skunks, with 20 little stripey bits
Honorable Mentions: 3 careless vultures, 2 goats, a horse, and 12 assorted unrecognizable smears and/or fluffy bits.
The Pack:
possums – 7, squirrels – 3, raccoons – 5, coyote – 3, dogs – 5, cattle – 1, random skeletons – 2, armadillos – 3, badgers – 2, unidentifiable small birds – 1, “road chunks” – 2, and not least, “woogums the chunky kitty.”
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On Texas roads this week:
4 dead skunks, 2 dead possums, 2 dead squirrels (one tubed, one flat),
1 each: horse (red), deer (bloated), raccoon (stiff), coyote (paste)
3 unrecognizable greasy stains
UPDATE: Skunks are still in the league, but an unexpectedly strong showing by yellow furry dogs has put the race in doubt! Today’s score is as follows…
4 dogs, yellow (some with black spots), 2 coyotes (1 gutted), 1 armadillo, 2 skunks, 2 unrecognizable fluffy smears
1 raccoon, 1 squirrel, 1 baby cow, brown (dessicated), 1 unidentifiable spine (probably cow), 1 skeleton with fluffy bits
1 possum ( juvenile).
UPDATE 2: OH, the HUMANITY! Whitetail have come out of NOWHERE on 190 to take a commanding lead!
3 Skunks, 5 Unrecognizable Fluffy Smears,4 Rabbits (1 skeletal, picked clean, intact except head, 1 fresh, complete with 3 vultures), 1 “Road Chunks”,1 Dog,1 Possum,1 Careless Vulture (!!),1 Skeleton (unrecognizable),1 Armadillo,1 Raccoon,1 unidentifiable small bird (wings upright),2 Badgers (!!), 1 Seated Upright Blackened Dessicated Deer (eww)
**28** other Deer.
UPDATE 3:
Today’s results:
Unrecognizable fluffy smears: 2
raccoons: 2
deer: 15
cat chunks: 1
careless vultures: 2
possum: 3
armadillo: 1
skunk: 11
goat: 2
“road chunks”: 1