For My Three Raving Fans
INTERNATIONAL:
1. International Institutions Sell Out To Russia
Russia’s invasion of Ukraine is not going well, but it’s still finding time to intentionally commit lots and lots of war crimes, such as torturing POWs and then burning them all to death in their lice-ridden POW camp at Ohlenivka. These POWs only surrendered to Russia because the UN and International Committee of the Red Cross guaranteed that they would receive proper treatment under the Geneva Convention.
Meanwhile, Amnesty International put out an absolutely incendiary piece ignoring all of Russia’s horrible crimes but accusing Ukraine of intentionally endangering civilians by not putting its military units out in wide-open fields. The facts that Russia puts tube and rocket artillery in the middle of a nuclear plant and uses them to shell civilian areas, or that Russia has been intentionally slaughtering civilians from Day One, or that Russia has kidnapped anywhere from the very high hundreds-of-thousands to low-ish millions of Ukrainian citizens, dumping them in decrepit mental institutions and rural Siberian backwater hovels, apparently isn’t worthy of their notice.
Here at Happycrow’s Eyeball Factory, we consider the Red Cross and Amnesty International at “go die in a fire (at Ohlenivka) status. The AI reporter who wrote the report (which AI has backed) is currently covering Sudan, a place where Russia has undermined the democracy and is looting the place of gold.
2. The Armenian-Azerbaijiani War Is Back On.
Per the terms of the previous ceasefire, Russia was to guarantee that both sides behaved. It was a diplomatic masterstroke turning the entire region into a Russian condominium. But there were two problems.
a. Russia, as usual, lied. It allowed Armenian troops into Nagorno-Karabakh, where soldiers were explicitly banned, while pulling a “wotchu gonna du” on Azerbaijian
b. Russia made the terrible mistake of arguing from amoral force, and then squandering that threat by getting bogged down in a similarly dishonest, amoral war in Ukraine.
Long story short? Azerbaijian isn’t afraid of Russia and isn’t tolerating Armenian troops where they’re not supposed to be. Armenia is a “democracy,” sort of, and Azerbaijian is a dictatorship, but in this case, Armenia is the bad guy here, and has been a crybully from the inception, its own PM’s “wotchu gonna du” move being what precipitated the war in the first place.
Without Russia being able to back up the Armenians, Azerbaijian’s answer appears to be “kick your ass.”
3. China Goes Ballistic (over Taiwan)
We now know how China planned to respond to Pelosi’s visit — by pulling trigger on a long-arranged set of live-fire exercises over and through Taiwanese airspace in a show of, get this, amoral force. China has banned Taiwanese food imports, which must make some bureaucrat happy, while China’s miserable citizens are forced to stick with often-literally-toxic homegrown food.
Long answer short, China is run by fascist villains, so if you buy snacks, investigate your local Asian markets for awesome Taiwanese stuff you can buy to support them.
4. Hunger Stalks Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka, one of China’s first and most dramatic debt-trap victims, is now said to have roughly of a quarter of its citizens suffering real hunger. What’s anybody doing about it? The answer is “not much,” and certainly not India, on its doorstep.
(India doesn’t much like Sri Lanka, and is already famous/infamous for being a classic “triangulator” on the global stage. India does what’s good for India, and while individual Indians may care about how people in the rest of the world are doing, India’s federal and regional governing caste (and that is still very much what it is) care much less about the well-being of foreigners than they do their own poor. And that amount is famously “near empty-set.”
5. China Calls Canada To The Carpet
Canada didn’t fight the latest G7 announcement condemning China’s behavior, and Beijing made its displeasure to Canada well-known.
Why Canada? Well, the dirty secret of North America is that, for all its preening, Canada’s human rights record actually isn’t all that good, with its Liberals particularly known for having an absolutely Orwellian authoritarian streak. This is actually common across a lot of the Anglosphere — we tend to espouse high ideals, but when the chips are down or the High Priest Vulture Elite get their meal tickets threatened, the “little people” tend to catch it right in the mouth.
It’s unclear at this point whether Canada will suddenly develop a case of testicular fortitude and tell Beijing to get stuffed, whether they’ll fold, or whether they’ll kick the can down the road mouthing whatever they need to in order to keep China happy (which has mostly been the policy of late).
DOMESTIC
1. Team Red Fucks Up
For all that this blog tends to make comments about Team Blue, because, well, they’re in charge and for the most part doing a horrible job of things, as one would expect of a party whose own house organs (such as the Atlantic) are starting to say “hey…maybe we shouldn’t just cravenly pander to the extremists out on the Maoist Left all the time?” …. Team Red just committed a doozy of an error by inviting Viktor Orban to speak at CPAC in Dallas.
Whatever you think of Trump, unless you get all your media from MSNBC and thus think the January 6th hearings are the cutting edge of admissable evidence on a widespread armed insurrection controlled by Moscow (lol), most people with poor opinions of the former POTUS tend to think “megalomaniacal dumbass,” not villain.
And that’s the problem. Orban is a villain. He is Putin’s Mini-Me in Europe, whose cronies have robbed Hungary so blind that they’re down to giving away their forests to their crony elite, because they’ve run out of anything else to rob. So where’s the support coming from?
Conservatives are incensed. The Right Wing ousts white-supremacists. Granted, for the MSNBC crowd, that’s anybody to the right of Sinema and Manchin…but there is such a thing as “too far to the right” where the overwhelming majority of Team Red will tell you to go jump in a lake and stop associating with respectable people. This doesn’t exist for Team Blue. Whoever stakes out the most-leftward political position is assumed to have greater moral authority. Team Blue is trying to turn that around, but it’s been thirty-plus years in coming, and Realignment is a slow process.
Important caveat, I am talking about party members, not “Tends To Vote This Way or Accept This Party’s Media Narratives.” If you are not an actual political activist or party member who works with and for the parties, you are a ‘voter,’ not a ‘Republican’ or ‘Democrat.’
While “okay groomer” is in most cases a terrible slander, it has an awful kernel of truth inside it. It is unfortunately true that some of Team Blue’s powerful players have sheltered and covered for actual groomers engaged in seriously creepy shit like trying to sexualize kindergarteners.
Wait, I thought we were talking about Team Red screwing the pooch. What gives?
It’s like this. Orban’s a villain, but just bc you’re a villain doesn’t mean you’re dumb. Orban’s all over this phenomenon when talking to right-wing U.S. media, because it’s an easy way to score points with low-information voters who are legit terrified that some people in the schools think they, not the parents, own the right to raise their kids the way they see fit. And so the Fox Crowd on Team Red, being every bit as gullible as the MSNBC crowd but in the other direction, tends to say “this guy doesn’t like something I don’t like! By Jove, I like the cut of that man’s jib!”
Which is idiocy. And supporting Orban as a prime speaker plays right into the “conservatives love fascist tyrants trope,” because, well…. Orban is a fascist tyrant. If Team Red fawns all over him, it has nobody to blame but itself when those chickens come home to roost, and just as with Team Blue suffering a “we scored cheap and easy wins for a whole generation by pandering to the Maoists, how do we fix this now” hangover, the longer Team Red turn a blind eye to the fact that they’re giving plaudits to villains, the deeper the damage they’re going to suffer.
2. No commentary YET on primaries-and-mid-terms.
The Chattering Class is all over it, but it’s too early for analysis, and I’m not making prognostications at that level of politics, because my goal is to see what the big picture is and not argue for why you or somebody else should believe X, but to describe why “they” do, and how that affects the landscape.
3. People are starting to lose their gourds over Monkeypox.
Stay clean and stay wholesome and don’t do close-contact with exchange fluids with people who have Monkeypox, and the vast majority of the evidence says “you’ll be fine.”
What do we mean by wholesome? Okay, full disclosure. I’m an “out of date ally” who used to live in San Francisco, and although personally I’m straight, I hung out with bi activists working against “bi erasure,” which was still a major thing until very recently. I’ve spent some time in the Castro, and there are a lot of awesome, super-wholesome people in the Castro. But there are, unfortunately, a few people in the community who are making things bad for everybody else by raw-dogging it around and not taking common-sense precautions, and for better or for worse, people still think SF is significant, so that combined with “cheap and easy low-effort headlines” is playing right into the “let’s paint Monkeypox as a gay disease” b.s. — don’t be a victim either way. That headline is obviously wrong, and in the era of drug-resistant gonorrhea and other really nasty STDs, which are widespread in the U.S. population, raw-dogging it in public venues is just hilariously irresponsible.
4. No economic relief in sight for the working and middle class
There’s already significant pushback on the Fed for having dared to raise rates out of the basement, because under Quantitative Easing, the entire economy was rigged to make you rich if you were in stocks, and impoverished if you were A Mere Normie. It is unclear whether the political class will allow even a mild version of “The Volcker Treatment” to go forwards and restore people’s savings or not. The High Priest Vulture Elite prefers investments. Personal savings is already at an all-time low because food prices and housing prices are at enormous highs while we’re in recession. (Yes, we are in recession, no matter how much various actors try to cover for the administration. Recession was inevitable for high-level fiscal and monetary reasons and would have landed on Trump had he remained in office as well. To that extent, Team Blue’s inflationary policies have actually done the country a major favor in the long-term, by forcing the Fed’s hand. The longer that can got kicked down the road, the worse the inevitable hang-over.)
Take care of each other, and be relentlessly wholesome and tolerant with those who disagree with you, especially if they’ve been victimized by a reliance partisan news sources. The High Priest Vulture Elite on both sides of the aisle far prefer to play divide, conquer, and distract, and the only way to avoid becoming a victim of said narratives is to Stay. Wholesome.