Forty-Two Seconds Into the Future

Wozzle10:36 AM:  <sad doe-eyed whuffle>
‘Want a doughnut.
I don’t know why, because they’re all way too sweet for Beanie anymore, but I want one anyway.

Beanie10:37 AM:  Maybe a donut that’s not ubersweet?

Wozzle10:37 AM:  ooh, light and fluffy and not soaked in sugar

Beanie10:38 AM:  Yep, like an old-school fried donut, just a touch crispy.

Wozzle10:38 AM:  damnit, I REALLY want a donut now

10:39 AM:  Maybe with just a LITTLE dark chocolate on the very top ring.

Wozzle11:45 AM:  yes
<dramatic siiiiigh>

Beanie11:46 AM:  ::fires up the teleporter​::

Wozzle11:46 AM:  <eyes light up> do you HAVE one?

Beanie11:47 AM:  ::clicks button repeatedly​::
It won’t send chocolate for some reason.
Lemme check the manual.

Wozzle11:47 AM:  hahahahaha

Beanie11:48 AM:    Error code says “substance is on the NTS list, please consult federal safety regulations and adjust shipment for compliance.”

oh, here we go…
Non-Telepo​rtable Substances​….  aspirin??
Chocolate AND aspirin??
These people must really hate to drink.

Wozzle11:49 AM:  WHAAAAT
those bastards!
just because the mice exploded doesn’t mean People can’t eat it!

Beanie11:49 AM:  gah.
I bet it’s some sort of sick subsidy to local chocolate retailers.

Wozzle11:50 AM:  curse you Fannie May!

Beanie11:51 AM:  Okay, I gotta get lunch. I know a snakehead who deals in desserts..​. maybe he can cut me a deal.

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