Wozzle10:36 AM: <sad doe-eyed whuffle>
‘Want a doughnut.
I don’t know why, because they’re all way too sweet for Beanie anymore, but I want one anyway.
Beanie10:37 AM: Maybe a donut that’s not ubersweet?
Wozzle10:37 AM: ooh, light and fluffy and not soaked in sugar
Beanie10:38 AM: Yep, like an old-school fried donut, just a touch crispy.
Wozzle10:38 AM: damnit, I REALLY want a donut now
10:39 AM: Maybe with just a LITTLE dark chocolate on the very top ring.
Wozzle11:45 AM: yes
Beanie11:46 AM: ::fires up the teleporter::
Wozzle11:46 AM: <eyes light up> do you HAVE one?
Beanie11:47 AM: ::clicks button repeatedly::
It won’t send chocolate for some reason.
Lemme check the manual.
Wozzle11:47 AM: hahahahaha
Beanie11:48 AM: Error code says “substance is on the NTS list, please consult federal safety regulations and adjust shipment for compliance.”
oh, here we go…
Non-Teleportable Substances…. aspirin??
Chocolate AND aspirin??
These people must really hate to drink.
Wozzle11:49 AM: WHAAAAT
just because the mice exploded doesn’t mean People can’t eat it!
Beanie11:49 AM: gah.
I bet it’s some sort of sick subsidy to local chocolate retailers.
Wozzle11:50 AM: curse you Fannie May!
Beanie11:51 AM: Okay, I gotta get lunch. I know a snakehead who deals in desserts... maybe he can cut me a deal.