If Sharks get laser beams in their eyeballs…

Can Whales have… Harpoons?

AGM-84, that is?


(Preliminary Visualization of our new Aquatic Masters)

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  1. Is that really a whale fully outfitted with awesome weaps? Awesome.

  2. Dude, what are you smoking, and why don’t you ever share?

  3. I must admit that I was nominated by my college freshmen class as “the student who not only must not ever touch LSD, but who doesn’t need it anyway.”

    Hey, I haven’t posted about mooseback archery yet, so…

  4. HC, I can think of a couple more things you were nominated for then 😉

  5. Anna

     /  December 4, 2008

    Oooo, I wanna hear, I wanna hear…:)

  6. I only remember a couple. One of which was “least likely to realize he was being hit on.”

    Or even “least likely to realize he was hitting on somebody.”

    “Best Halloween costume,” also, but then I got out of bed. 😉

  7. Mike

     /  December 4, 2008

    I got nominated for your first one too. Although it was titled “to dense to realize he was being hit on”.

    The first thing that popped into my head with this photo was “Oops, looks like the Japanese are in for it again” since they still have a whaling fleet.

    This whale’s Delta Tau Ki name is “Halsey”. The guy behind him is “Nimitz”. Or we could go for the undersea sub thing and call him “Wahoo”.

    I think “Wahoo” works better on many levels.

  8. “least likely to realize he was hitting on somebody” is close to the one I was thinking of. I was thinking something more along the lines of “setting a land speed record for number of people hit on while not even trying.”

    I got to see this up front when you asked out my (then) girlfriend right in front of me. I didn’t say anything, because it was all just so funny.

  9. Yeah, a lot of it has to do with my Mom. When she was dating, going out on a date didn’t have any connotations of commitment — being “steady” did (she was born too early for the 70s “going out on a date means we’re screwing” thing). So I have never thought twice about going out with folks in general, and had to really adjust later on when the preconceptions I was brought up with came crashing headlong into the “general consensus reality.”

  10. Anna

     /  December 5, 2008

    I ‘went out’ with guys quite a number of times on non-dates precisely on the same principle, HC… none of them were dates, at least I never thought so, since we mostly talked about either work, studying or RPGs. (And apart from one case, it always turned out to be just that–a friendly non-date). So I think you were not so unique as others might have thought in that regard… or maybe you and I are just two weirdos…:)

  11. Mike

     /  December 5, 2008

    Just TWO weirdos? Not to be rude, but I would say we need to expand the net on this one. I’d say I count as a weirdo certainly.

  12. oh definitely, yes.

  13. Mike

     /  December 6, 2008

    Uh, are you agreeing that I am a weirdo or are you adding your name to the expanded list?

    Either one works, I just want to be clear.

    And Happy Saint Barbara’s Day to everyone.

  14. Alex

     /  December 7, 2008

    Thanks for teaching me about St. Barbara – I had not heard of the Patron Saint of Artillerymen until today.
    But – her saint’s day is Dec. 4th. Dec. 6 is Saint Nick. Unless I’m on the wrong calendar that is.

    I wonder if there is a patron saint of fire scientists. I reckon there is a patron devil of my ilk though – Lucifer. 😦

  15. I’m agreeing that your analysis of your “weird” content is spot on.

  16. Reyna would know: he suffered through the worst class I have ever taught, surrounded by people who absolutely refused to think under any circumstances. I could have hit this those people with an axe, and they’d have sat their like stumps, taking it until the bell rang…

  17. Mike

     /  December 7, 2008

    Urm, thanks (I think).

  18. No reflection on you… but he knows his forebrain-enabled weirdos when he sees them.


  19. You got lucky if that was your worst class. This semester past semester has been a total joke on terms of academia. History 1302 – Absurd


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