Seriously. I know some folks are in hard times… but I swear the entire Emo crew needs, and I mean DESPERATELY needs, an injection of Bop Gun. And not the Ice Cube version, either (though he’s good), but the totally, shamelessly out-there happy original.
Or… yeah, how ’bout going all-out, straight back to Parliament.
Serve ’em right, those emo bastards. If they’re not smiling after that, check for a pulse.