And I feel fine?


Made one of those classic mistakes this weekend, retreating backwards against an energetic student.  Caught a waster thrust square in the face.  Fortunately for me, I have a big nose, but my upper jaw and gums have seen better days.

Also…. ate a vegetarian pizza today for lunch (just couldn’t stomach the chille rellenos on order, though I usually love them)… and actually enjoyed it.

Yeah, I know.  Freaky, isn’t it?

UPDATE:  Jimdesu proposes a caption contest… go for it!  First prize gets a cookie.  Or something like that.

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  1. That looks like a caption contest to me!

  2. (urg — after watching the Couric/Palin interview on youtube my mind refuses to work, and all I can come up with is:)

    “Whoa…. guess it’s Miller Time.”

  3. Alex

     /  September 30, 2008

    I have a caption:
    “Thank god this suit has an emergency waste pouch”
    (Apologies to Rusty Venture)

    Maybe this should be the movie poster for “The Moon is a Harsh Mistress”?


    (Apologies to Alien.)

  5. convivialdingo

     /  October 1, 2008

    “Oh my God… it really IS full of stars!”

    “Damn straight… Houston ain’t NEVER having a problem ever again…”

    “I’m telling ya Bob… the dolphins are freakin evil. They sucked the ocean clean and right when you’re not lookin… BAM! Right in the pants!”

    And on the 8th day God spoke… “Noah… I told you to pack the shuttle with animals… what are those? Marshmallow bunnies? Pearl Lite? Can you people EVER get it right?”

  6. The Citizen Bob

     /  October 2, 2008

    “The White Whale swam before him as the monomaniac incarnation of all those malicious agencies which some deep men feel eating in them, till they are left living on with half a heart and half a lung. That intangible malignity which has been from the beginning; to whose dominion even the modern Christians ascribe one-half of the worlds; which the ancient Ophites of the east reverenced in their statue devil; — Ahab did not fall down and worship it like them; but deliriously transferring its idea to the abhorred white whale, he pitted himself, all mutilated, against it. All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Ahab, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick. He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.” -Herman Melville

  7. Brian

     /  October 3, 2008

    I can see my house from here. Oh… Never mind.

  8. convivialdingo

     /  October 6, 2008

    Special one just for today…. “And I thought the stock market was bad…”

  9. Alex

     /  October 7, 2008

    A very cocky one popped into my head just now:
    “Hey God – you missed.”

  10. blackpine

     /  October 13, 2008

    “They all thought I was mad.”

    “Pale. Blue. Dot.”

    “Oxygen? Check. Beer? Check. Lawn chair…?”

    “Incoming transmission! Who could it be? Yes, this is John Phillips! I can hear you… what? Yes! Thank God someone survived! What? Student Loans..?”

  11. blackpine

     /  October 13, 2008

    [muttering]”…I have chosen to test this station’s desctructive power on your home planet of Alderaan, no Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons, you can’t possibly, you prefer another target, a military target then name the system, I grow tired of asking this, so it’ll be the last time, where is teh rebel base, Dantooine, there you see Lord Vader she can be reasonable, continue with the operation, you may fire when ready, what, you’re far too trusting, Dantooine is far too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don’t worry, we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough, no, commense primary ingnition, I felt great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voice cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced…I have chosen to test this station’s desctructive power on your home planet of Alderaan, no Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons, you can’t possibly…”


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