Penis Thefts in Congo spark bad pick-up lines

Or, they should, at any rate.

Here’s the news.

“It’s not my fault, baby, I’ve been bewitched.”

“Hey, baby, help me see if thing still works?”

etc etc


On a side note to Mr. Visiting Artilleryman, I’m now mostly over being sick as a dog, and your paper will be edited and returned tonight/tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.

  • Featured Eyeballs

  • What’s today again?

    April 2008
    M T W T F S S
    « Mar   May »
  • Archives

  • Blog Stats

    • 128,703 hits
  • Recent Comments

    Kat Laurange on Hungarian Military Sabre …
    Kat Laurange on Rose Garden! The Home Edi…
    Kat Laurange on So, about that Bruce Jenner…
    happycrow on Die GotterdammerHugo
    happycrow on Free Market Capitalism is Inhe…
  • Follow

    Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

    Join 222 other followers