Fido wants a milk bone. Fido rip your leg off if he doesn’t get it…
Posted by happycrow on January 16, 2008
You know this brings up the Aquaman argument. He can talk to fish. What has a fish got to say? “Swim. Swim. Shit. Swim. Eat. Eggs. Father Dagon…”
Is a dog like an eskimo but for pee? “Fascinating, they have 47 different words for the transitive verb “to pee.” Additionally, the word for your urine is also the word for your name. Here are more synonyms: chew = breathe, ass = business card, erection = smile, god = can opener.”
That is disturbingly more likely than I’d like to contemplate.
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