John Kerry in the Pay of his Dark Master

Observe Kerry, in the throes of the Dark Side, as his master Karl Rove speaks through his body in order to boost Republican voter turnout…

(I mean, that’s really your choices, right?  Moron, or Black Magic?  Infantilized by money and senatorial coddling to a state comparable to having played checkers with Yog-Sothoth… or pocketing a fistful of cash and laughing all the way to the bank?)

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  1. Maddie

     /  October 31, 2006

    Oh. God.

  2. Mike

     /  November 1, 2006

    I would go for Moron myself. But damn, could you time it any worse? Hell, could you pick worse words? It is like the part of “Anchorman” when the teleprompter has the guy say “Go F*&^ Yourself San Diego” and the floor boss has a 2 second pause before screaming because he just realized what happened. I vote we call Kerry the Anchorman from now on, and for more than one reason.

    Damn, I am alternating between laughing and evil chuckling while rubbing my hands together.

  3. lattelight

     /  November 1, 2006

    And he wants to run again….YIKES!!!

  4. On Good Morning America, one of the Dems was reported to have said, “Great, he ruined it for us in 2004, and now he’s doing it again in 2006.”

  5. Chris - Wichita

     /  November 1, 2006

    So by Kerry’s own logic, should he be packed off to Iraq? This definitely goes toward showing he isn’t the brightest.

  6. One final October Surprise.

  7. Mike

     /  November 1, 2006

    Oooooooooooo, Kerry being sent to Iraq? Man that would be to entertaining for words, especially since there is no more “3 Purple Hearts and you go home” clause anymore.

    Yeah Jonathon, one more to go. Any ideas as to what it might be?

    And for everyone, check out the Drudge Report for the great photo from Iraq on this topic.

  8. Maddie

     /  November 1, 2006

    great photo Anna… Mwhahahahahaha!

  9. Well, first there was the Foley scandal, then the fallout therefrom suggesting actions like Foley’s are more widespread (we’ve known this for years–consider the old adage that Congressmen don’t use bookmarks because they like their pages bent over). Now we get the John Kerry sound bite on October 31. I’m sure there’s one I missed, but now that October is over, we can’t add any more this season.

  10. Mike

     /  November 2, 2006

    Oh by the way, that great photo from Iraq was made by Minnesota troops from my buddy Paul’s BDE. He is one of the Public Affairs Officers in the BDE and said that that photo has generated quite a bit of work for him, and he isn’t allowed to talk much about the photo. In theory, the troops violated a reg dealing with active duty troops and politics. But the photo is SO popular (and with all the right people), no one is going to get in too much trouble for it.

  11. Mike

     /  November 2, 2006

    OBTW, thanks for the list Jonathon.

  12. You know, Kerry is on the International Operations and Terrorism Subcommittee of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Maybe he could make a trip to Iraq after all, and justify it as fact-finding for his committee work…

  13. Mike

     /  November 3, 2006

    Oh that would be fun. I’d love to have him go over there and have to explain his joke everytime he went to eat and got asked WTF in the messhall.


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