Shaved cows

On I-35 in Texas, outside of Troy, in the field just north of Weber’s shooting sports (you know the place if you run the road), there is an entire field of … shaved cows.

Yep.  Shaved.  Shaved butt-white, all the hair gone, from shoulders to hips.  WAYYYY too regular to be some new variant on Santra Gertrudis I’ve never seen before.

Weirdest thing I’ve seen in six months.

HOLY FLYING FROG-SHIT, BATMAN, THERE’S AN ENTIRE FIELD OF SHAVED COWS!

SHAVED COWS!

wHo ShAvEs a BuNcH oF cOwS???

AND, I MEAN, WHO SHAVES THEM ON THEIR BACKS AND BELLIES?  HIGH-SCHOOLERS?  NAH, THEY’D SHAVE THE BUTTS, SURE THING…

SHAVED COWS, MAN…

 world’s getting weird, George…

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  1. celogo

     /  July 16, 2006

    bizarre. hey did ya get my email about NAIS?

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  2. nope. What’s up?

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  3. Either it’s testing for the newest version of Nair, or else it might have something to do with the record heat that’s forecast for the country’s middle. Of course, with 58-degree weather this past weekend, I’m not likely to see shaven cows any time soon…

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  4. It was funny to see one cow, obviously happy, wayyyy off from the herd…. standing in the shade of a highway sign.

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  5. celogomama

     /  July 17, 2006

    guess i have an invalid email. can you send me the correct address? thanks

    Reply
  6. Sure, hold on…

    Reply

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