Fat Women

And not just any old fat women, either.  Two of 'em, talking about where they were going to lunch, in terms that made it starkly clear, as the elevator went to my floor this morning, that food and eros are not necessarily distinguishable…

"Oh my God, have you tried their (insert funky restaurant dish name here)?  It's SO good."

"Oh, and I love their chicken…"

This isn't restaurant talk… this is FoodPorn(tm). I mean, this was an indecent conversation.  Small children should have had their ears covered.

But they were happy.  Kinda refreshing, compared to the typical depressive type I see cruising around the offices, you know, the one who's clearly unhappy about her weight but who likes to load up her massive wihpped-cream coffee drink, — the one that comes with about five thousand calories per cup, said cup being the size of my lower leg — with Sweet-n-Low on top…

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  1. “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”


  2. “I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”

  3. These were much larger than any of the women I know on a personal basis. And they were unrepentantly …. into… their food.

  4. eowyn

     /  June 22, 2006

    I dunno… my mother always said “a good meal should make you sound like an obscene phone call”, but she’s 5’7″ and a size 8.
    Of course, she has a swimming pool in her backyard, which helps.

  5. apparently everything these two eat is a good meal…


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