Guess what? Some Turkish vampires have apparently figured out how to make a spray-on UV-resistant film.
Yeah, guess what else? It blocks bacterial infection and would make almost all household cleansing products obsolete. Yeah, so not only are we about to get it from the Vampires, but when Martians Attack, you know we’re really f*cked.
On the other hand, my shower and bathroom will never smell like mildew or need to be scrubbed with cleanser again?
Could be worth it, if the Vampires will accept my blood in installments…