REAL global warming fears
have nothing to do with methane bubbling out of that Mexico-with-nukes we call Russian permafrost… but rather, William Briggs, suggests, a more horrifying problem would be a 32.78% increase in zombie attacks.
Terrible! Avoid this terrible future! Plant moss now!
You know, this actually makes more sense then every other arguement for global warming I have heard yet…
Yep! Plant lots of moss, unless you want to be chased down the street for your tasty, tasty brains!
So I noticed this clearly this means a transition from ‘brain custard’ to ‘brain gazpacho’ to ‘warmed brain pudding’ to ‘hot brain soup’ and finally ’smoking brains like crack with baking soda at room temperature’. Better than brain hide tanning? I think the zombies would say yes. (for about five minutes, until it wore off). No wonder they are relentlessly seeking brains, global warming made it an addiction.