Penis Thefts in Congo spark bad pick-up lines

Or, they should, at any rate.

Here’s the news.

“It’s not my fault, baby, I’ve been bewitched.”

“Hey, baby, help me see if thing still works?”

etc etc

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On a side note to Mr. Visiting Artilleryman, I’m now mostly over being sick as a dog, and your paper will be edited and returned tonight/tomorrow. Sorry for the delay.

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