Oh. My. God. We have become a nation of Eloi.
“Hello, is this 1-900-Morlock? Hi. Do you guys have incentive plans?”
Posted by happycrow on December 22, 2007
Your hurting my head again.
Not me. Where do they dig up these wastes of carbon? The bint was too stupid to realize she was insulting herself in public…
Moorlock or not, she does look like she’d taste good after a slow roast.
Also, since she has soup for brains, all I would need to complete the meal is to bring bread.
And for discussion, what jobs did the Moorlock’s do that needed them underground all day? I think they were system admins.
Running boilers and the like…
So then they would have to be HVAC certified. I wonder if they had a union?
I can think of uses for her.
I still say that they were sys admins. They probably only killed people with stupid trouble tickets.
Moorlock #1: “Okay, Time for the nightly round up. Let’s see what we got. Who wants the guy who calls in for support for the game he installed on his computer at work?”
Moorlock Mob: OOOOH ME! ME! NO ME! I WAN’T IT!
As an aside, if muscles that are unused and never see the light of day create veal, what would a brain that has never been used and never seen the light of a book be called?
My wife suggested that she be used energetically, forced to clean the house top to bottom, and then made into tasty stew. After all, if we’ve gone Morlock, and… well, this chick IS Eloi, we wouldn’t want to waste anything, and then everybody obtains appropriate benefits.
“But wait, that’s cruel!”
“I’m just being practical.”
When you look at some boy
Doomed to grow up Eloi,
That’s an eater…
When you deal with some chick
With the smarts of a brick,
You’ve got brunch…
The brisket you should braise!
Marinade then glaze
Roasting on a spit
Slowly turning it
Nature’s choosing the slow
Cuz they gotta go,
I’m here all week! Try the breal!
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