If spiders had boobs…

eight of them in two tiny rows, would they give soy milk?

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  1. Anna

     /  August 28, 2007

    Aaah..my eyes…they burn!!!

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  2. I am not going to milk a spider any faster than I am going to milk a Gorilla. Do not care WHAT the health benefits are going to be.

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  3. Chris

     /  September 6, 2007

    Spiders might not give soy milk… but I bet hippies do. Definitely not volunteering to milk one of those either though. I can’t wait to get a job and get out of Lawrence – dirty, smelly, hygiene-phobic hippies abound.

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  4. You mean you don’t like patchouli?

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