Just when you thought it was safe

to bring your nail clippers back onto a plane…. it is. Maybe. Depending on how they define “tool.” Is your tool less than seven inches long? Well, if so, and if it’s sharp, then COME ON DOWN!!

It wore an

itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow planet-forming… well, nevermind…

FRANCE UPDATE: “I’m not sure you can call them riots.”

Rather, Villepin suggests, perhaps it’s severe social unrest when they’re burning hundreds of cars per night.

This is the supposedly first-world country where over ten thousand people can die in one month because it’s hot outside.

I wonder what he’d call the Zombie Holocaust.

Multiple Choice Question for Prospective Roomies

Your roommate won’t share his beer and spaghetti with you. Do you: A) Ask him again nicely? B) Go buy your own? Or C) Open fire on him with your AK-47?

Extra Credit: Explain how all five rounds fired at point-blank range missed both target and neighbors.

ANDREW BLAIR. YOU WILL RESPOND.

(Begin Orbital Mind-Control Laser Burst.)
BLAIR.
You, or somebody else in South Korea, read this blog almost every day. Given that I have about five faithful readers, I doubt I’ve suddenly developed a following in the land of Bulgogi and Dul Sot Bi Bim Bap. (MMMM, Bulgogi…..)
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We know almost nothing of what you are doing, except that you are apparently really into this whole home-made hooch thing.

You WILL insert a description of your daily life in the comments section of this entry. You WILL include the name of any women playing a significant role in that life. You WILL leave your friends with a clue as to the continuation of your existence and the state of your welfare.

If you DO NOT do this, your friends WILL retaliate by retelling and/or inventing embarrassing Blair stories. If you DO NOT do this, your sister will be especially recruited for the task.

(End Orbital Mind-Control Laser Burst.)

Eason’s back from Iraq

“Yeah, like when we got shelled and didn’t even notice. We were watching Hamburger Hill …. (pantomimes artillery noises, etc.), and heard “whump!”…. and I thought, “wow, that’s cool surround-sound!” Next morning I got asked about the mortar attack. What mortar attack? Oh.”

He’s well, and on his way to Hood for a couple weeks of outprocessing. Then we get to find out whether he decides to live down here or back up North….

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