Let’s talk chemical warfare. Home-style.

yeah, yeah, it was supposed to be light blogging… but I'm doing something relentlessly dull, and so my mind's spinning at way too many rpms.

Water Bugs.
Aka, the cleaner variety of roaches.

They're big. And fairly smart. With no fear, they show up somewhere in plain view, as if to say "Hi There! How ya doin'?" And they come in up your pipe drains when it's dry (which has been, homina homina, the past seven months straight here) to get something to drink. While they're hanging around, they look for something to munch on. If their toilet habits weren't so abominable, they might actually be trainable as a beneficial insect.

But, they're not, really. Instead they're just something you put up with, and punch to death when you hear your bunnywife(tm) screech.

Or, you can stock some OrangeGuard(tm) or other citrus-oil cleaner, and instead of chasing after one of nature's dumb-but-nigh-invulnerable masterpieces, you can go SPRAY, and it'll be completely dead inside thirty seconds. No muss, no fuss, wish I'd had this stuff when I had to clean out a few college-student apartments…

Convenient, dead, easy-to-clean-up, nice-smelling bugs. I recommend it.

In other news, San Francisco has lost its mind again. Film at 11.

This time, it’s mandatory handgun confiscation, and the complete ban of military recruiters from high schools. Went through like gangbusters, too — the votes weren’t even close.

The recruiter bit is pathetic, but expected: the city’s full of adolescent hypocrites who will hopefully never learn from their mistakes, since the only thing that might get it through it to them would be a North Korean or Chi-Com nuke. Not that they actually had the balls to really ban them… according to the article cited, it’s a nonbinding resolution intended to “send a message.” Typical.

The handgun bit is much the same, though one might have thought that with more armed liberals speaking up out there, it could be avoided. And we all know that the residents of Thuglet Central Daly City are perfect neighbors, and that nobody *ever* steals or acts like a social predator in The City….

So, let me get this straight. The citizens of San Francisco have officially voted to make everything in-between the 80/280 interchange and the Golden Gate Bridge a City-Mandated Victim Zone?

Light blogging from now to Thanksgiving

I’m being ridden hard and hung up wet at work, and it’s about to go into really high gear prior to The Bunny and I taking vacation to see her family in Budapest next week. (Where, after years, I may actually get some armory access. And where The Bunny’s Dad will do his damndest to make me gain ten pounds. Man that guy can cook, and all of it would kill a PETA member on contact…)

Foot Fungus, in space…

Well, sort of.

Frankly, this is exciting, and opens up all kinds of possibilities for terraforming/areoforming, due to its potential for binding the Martian soil.

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